By Sue Townsend
Adrian Mole and The guns of Mass Destruction is the 6th publication in Sue Townsend's brilliantly humorous Adrian Mole sequence.
Wednesday April 2nd
I am thirty-five this day. i'm formally middle-aged. it's all downhill from now. A pathetic slide in the direction of gum ailment, wheelchair ramps and death.
Adrian Mole is middle-aged yet nonetheless scribbling. operating as a bookseller and dwelling in Leicester's Rat Wharf; discovering time to jot down letters of recommendation to Tim Henman and Tony Blair; locked in mortal strive against with a vicious swan known as Gielgud; measuring his increasing bald spot; and attempting to win-over the voluptuous Daisy . . . Adrian yearns for a greater extra significant international. yet he's now not able to give up his pen yet...
Bestselling writer Sue Townsend has been Britain's favorite comedian author for over 3 decades.
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The image of Perenelle zoomed in. He watched her stop and frown, the lines in her forehead deepening, and she looked around quickly, almost as if she knew that someone was watching her. He waved his hand and the liquid trembled, the image dissolving. Folding his arms across his thin chest, the man turned his face to the west, where Alcatraz was hidden in the gloom. It seemed as if everything he had heard about the woman was true: Perenelle was that most lethal of combinations, both beautiful and deadly.
I do not believe in bathing,” the man said in his clipped accent, the voice completely at odds with his appearance. “It damages the natural oils in the body. ” The small man moved from Josh to Sophie and looked her up and down. Josh noticed that his sister blinked hard and wrinkled her nose. Then she clamped her mouth tightly shut and stepped back. ” Josh said. ” He brushed dirt off the sword blade and took a step closer to his sister. —the Alchemyst. ” Sophie tried not to breathe in through her nose.
Wrapping both arms over the top of the steering wheel, he leaned forward and carefully took in his surroundings. Flamel had fallen asleep, and Sophie was lost in thoughts that occasionally turned her pupils silver. Josh pushed himself out of his seat and crouched on the floor behind the glass partition. ” Josh asked, nodding toward the car yard. ” Palamedes’ teeth flashed in the gloomy interior of the car. ” Josh looked around. The redbrick houses on either side of the narrow road were dilapidated beyond repair, and the whole area was shabby and run-down.
Adrian Mole and the Weapons of Mass Destruction (1st Edition) (Adrian Mole, Book 6) by Sue Townsend